THE MCJ

Christian scholarship is the Church’s prodigious invention to defend itself against the Bible. - Søren Kierkegaard

LET'S GET IT ON

Several correspondents have directed my attention to another pagan ceremony written by Episcopal priest and Celtomaniac Bill Melnyk(OakWyse) for the Celtic fertility festival of Beltaine.  First off, I guess it's important to get yourself ready for something this important:

Participants draw a warm bath prepared with Lavender bath salts, or scented with a sachet filled with Vervain, Mint, Basil, Thyme, Fennel, Lavender, Rosemary, Hyssop, and Valerian. The bath should be decorated with white candles, and a musky incense used. Wash each other in the bath, taking time to become relaxed and centered. Then dry each other with soft towels and anoint each other with Lavender or Musk oil on the souls of the feet, behind the knees, just above the pubic area (be careful with essential oils here!), on the breasts, under the chin, and on the forehead. Dress in plain or ceremonial robes, or simple peasant garb that is easily removed. Each take a burning white taper from the bath for the procession to the Nemeton. (If there are more people than will fit in the bath, take turns stepping in and being washed ceremonially.)

If you don't know where this is going to end up, you need to get out more and if you're sensitive about this stuff, bail out now.  Here's some of the things they say:

As our ancestors once did, so we do today, and so our children will do in the future. We are here to pay homage to the divine as manifest in Boinn, Lady of Fertility, and to Bel, Lord of the Sun; to the Gods, to the Ancestors, and to the Earth Spirits; to the rising light of the year. Now is the time of fertility, when the flowering plants put forth their blossoms, and Mother Earth is fertile once again. Life is now awake, and the bees and butterflies travel from flower to flower. In the meadow come together the sire and the dam. This is the Feast of Beltaine, the Fires of Bell. As the Sun now burns brightly bringing warmth to Mother Earth, so warmth stirs in the loins, and the fires of joining burn again in the sexes. In the embrace of lovers new life is created. So let us join together as one to make our offerings in joy and reverence.

Boinn, Cow-Mother and Goddess of the Moon,
River of Life, grant us this boon:
That power of joining may flow in us soon!

Greetings, Bel, ancient God of Sun,
Smith and Herald of new life begun:
Join us now, and make us one!

The two whatevers get a little foreplay in:

The Song of Bel:
Bold and burning, God of Light,
Bel, now bringing Love to sight:
Passion great and Body strong,
Fertile power, living song;
All are manifest in thee,
God of Fire, naked be!

She removes his clothing, and caresses his body.

The Song of Boinn:
Boinn’s Moon upon us shine,
Vigot of life is always thine:
Strength of Cattle, strength of Love,
Strength of Beauty, toward us move;
Migickal thy ways may be,
River Goddess, naked be!

He removes her clothing, and caresses her body.

They take some of the small wildflowers strewn about, and weave them into each other’s hair, on the head and in the pubic area.

And they eventually end up doing it:

The couple join in love-making on the mattress, taking whatever time is needed.
(If there are more than one couple, appropriate actions agreed upon as a group beforehand now take place.)

I don't even want to know what that last part means.

The utter depravity of this vile ceremony and of the person who wrote it ought to be obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.  That the author of this evil believes himself to be a good Christian and serves in the capacity of Christian minister in a mainline denomination should establish that fact beyond any doubt or debate.  What has not yet been established is what the Episcopal Church is going to do about it.

Many of us objected to the consecration of Gene Robinson because of what we saw then and still see is its violation of the clear teachings of the Bible.  No, no, we were told by the liberals, we are still faithful to the Word of God.  We just interpret it differently than you do.  But if we are told that this man and his wife are only two rather odd people, if we continue to get the "we obviously don't agree with this and it is not official church doctrine" excuse, if Melnyk and his wife are not publicly defrocked even if they quietly resign and if ECUSA will not draw a line somewhere, than ECUSA should no longer be considered any kind of a Christian church.

Posted on 10/29/2004 3:29:18 PM , 28 comments

Submitted by Theodora Elizabeth at 10/29/2004 3:55:33 PM

Oh my! I would pay cold hard cash to find out if the African Anglican bishops know about what's been going on this week with this mess.

Theodora Elizabeth
the Orthodox
Submitted by Saint Dumb Ox at 10/29/2004 4:00:43 PM

As would I. I hope someone knows someone who is there and can clue them in to it.
Submitted by The Real Patrick at 10/29/2004 4:04:11 PM

Okay guys and gals, go over to titusonenine for the latest on our favorite neo-druids.

“I am extremely concerned by the charges made against the Melnyks, yet I am also concerned
about the reputations and pastoral needs of two priests who have contributed very positively to
their parishes and this diocese for four years,” Bennison said. “I will not allow this situation to turn
into a witch-hunt of any sort.”

No pun intended, of course. Remember to read it all.

As our favorite Bishop Bennison has said :

Submitted by The Real Patrick at 10/29/2004 4:05:24 PM

Scratch that last line...I'm out of sync...LOL
Submitted by Abdiel at 10/29/2004 4:22:45 PM

Somehow I don't think they taught my wife this in her M.Div. course at Trinity.

One thing I haven't heard mentioned in all this is the fact that these ritual abominations actually function to profane sex itself. It is a shame to taint candlelight lovemaking, etc., between couples bound by real, holy matrimony, by this association with idolatry.
Submitted by Katherine at 10/29/2004 4:29:45 PM

Bennison's line about not making this a witch hunt is the funniest thing yet!

And hey, at least this pagan rite proves that even they know male and female mean something, unlike the homosexualist lobby, which insists we're completely interchangeable.

As Abdiel points out above, these pagans don't have the right message about sex. They're right out of the Old Testament, Baal-style. Including, since most of the Episcopagans are pro-abortion, child sacrifice.
Submitted by Daniel Stoddart at 10/29/2004 4:33:33 PM

if Melnyk and his wife are not publicly defrocked even if they quietly resign and if ECUSA will not draw a line somewhere, than [sic] ECUSA should no longer be considered any kind of a Christian church.

But Chris, the ECUSA has not been considered "any kind of Christian church" over here for years.
Submitted by southanglican at 10/29/2004 4:43:55 PM

Whether a nature-loving Druid
Who worships squirrels and birch,
Or a gay Louie Crew-head,
You can lead our church.
We have no core belief,
Just Ask the Rev. Righter.
To homosexuals' relief,
They can wear our miter.
We do whatever we want,
Regardless of Anglican others.
We ignore all who say "Don't",
Especially our darker brothers.
There's nothing in our sacristy
Except our hoard of gold.
We'd rather commit apostasy
Than teach what Jesus told.
Whether Matthew, John or Paul,
Or the Truth, the Life or the Way,
We don't care for the Bible at all;
We're the E-C-U-S-A.

Submitted by The Real Patrick at 10/29/2004 4:55:09 PM

Now THAT'S a nifty ditty, southanglican...LOL

Perchance, can you set it to music? Be sure to have it copywrited or else His Grizziness may borrow it and attempt to make it the new improved ECUSA anthem at the next General Convention.
Submitted by southanglican at 10/29/2004 5:10:38 PM

Thanks for the suggestion, but I understand that the new anthem is an old favorite from the late 1960's rewritten for this decade of all-inclusiveness:

And here's to you, Bishop Robinson
We all love you more than you can know
(Ho, ho, ho...ho, ho, ho)
We'll support you well, Bishop Robinson
We hold a place for clergy who are gay
(hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Well, you know how the rest of ECUSA's verses will sound...
Submitted by Marvin Gaye at 10/29/2004 5:14:08 PM

Chris, you need to include a Barry White midi file to play in the background while people read this entry.
Submitted by David+ at 10/29/2004 5:17:32 PM

"ECUSA no longer a part of the Christian faith."? How surprised I am that you are only now awaking to that news!
Submitted by EJN at 10/29/2004 6:40:41 PM

Well, they have sank to an all time low. But folks, these two loony's are way out there and I am almost certain there are some illegal substances involved in this "ceremony" of theirs. It certainly fits with everything that happened in the 60's and it seems they are reliving something that they really liked from their past. Good God help us please.
Submitted by Sudansong at 10/29/2004 7:14:53 PM

IRD, who broke the story of this same kind of behavior in the Re-Imagining Conference of 1993, has an article on the website, www.ird-renew.org, analyzing the original liturgical rite. Priest/Druid Mother Glyn Glispa Melnyk signs her communiques Peace and Brightest Blessings. Brightest Blessings sounded a bit off, so we checked it out. It's the accepted salutation for Druids/Wiccans/Witches, etc. Icky.
Submitted by Something Positive to Say at 10/29/2004 7:20:54 PM

Hey !!! At least these Druidic Baal-Worshiping Episcopagans are Heterosexual Druidic Baal-Worshiping Episcopagans ....
Submitted by Ann at 10/29/2004 7:41:25 PM

Something Positive etc. -- Check the last paragraph. This is only round one of group sex. The rules are agreed upon by the participants for subsequent encounters. For all we know, they bring the family pets. Depravity knows no limits.
Submitted by Janjan at 10/29/2004 9:28:06 PM

Back in my Greek Pagan stage I remember feeling very odd, because I was the only minivan driving heterosexual still married to the same guy person in the whole bunch. Everyone was either gay, lesbian, transexual bisexual, single for ever, and no one, NO ONE had any kids, all this fertility stuff notwithstanding.

All this stuff is just an excuse for deviancy, I'm convinced...a way to justify your arrested developement.
Submitted by Tired of Hypocrisy at 10/29/2004 11:59:51 PM

"Boinn, Cow-Mother"?
Submitted by Chris + at 10/30/2004 12:40:53 AM

Tired O'Hypocrisy,
Yup, "Boinn, Cow-Mother" makes sense. "Bo" is still the word in Modern Irish for "cow," sharing a common IE root with Latin "bos" as in "bovine." Don't know about you, but it's not quite how I like to envision the girl o' my dreams (my wife). Neither would she like to be known that way, to put it mildly. As an Irish speaker, one of the things that really gets me about these guys is that they seem to forget that the Irish words they steal and brutally mispronounce actually come from a language that living people speak. I guess either they don't know that or figure that since it's a minority language, who'll care? (More cultural sensitivity.)

Also, if I recall correctly, Thomas Cahill, in his book, How the Irish Saved Civilization, points out how quickly the Irish were willing to ditch paganism and human sacrifice once they understood the Gospel. Real paganism, of course, was often quite brutal.
Submitted by Jim Craft at 10/30/2004 7:23:13 AM

Lot's of great points folks. Good discussion, hopefully that will encourage effective action.

Now while you are at it please diligently pray for the faithful Anglicans around the world (including the US) that are looking to deal with this depravity and heresy while lifting up the Gospel and for the US elections where the US might get a president who will put in more Supreme Court justices who will attack traditional marriage and make the preaching of scripture hate speech (ala Canada and Sweden).

If you are a US voter, please don't sit on the bench this Tuesday - prayerfully vote and encourage your faithful brothers and sisters to prayerfully vote also. The timing and direction of the ECUSA apostasy/heresy is coordinated with what is going on politically, just as it is in Canada.
Submitted by Sudansong at 10/30/2004 8:24:21 AM

Chris+ says Thomas Cahill, in his book, How the Irish Saved Civilization, points out how quickly the Irish were willing to ditch paganism and human sacrifice once they understood the Gospel. Real paganism, of course, was often quite brutal.
My Irish husband says if you go around talking about such bollocksy stuff as Boinn Cow-Mothers in Ireland today (at least the North, where he is from), somebody will hit you with a big stick!
Submitted by Jim the Fireman at 10/30/2004 9:58:22 AM

In Appalachian Kentucky where I have a lot of Christian friends, a guy could get killed spewing the sort of nonsense as is this rite. And the ones doing the killing would be the women!
Submitted by Gayle at 10/30/2004 9:59:16 AM

Wow. I'm glad that someone else mentioned "How the Irish Saved Civilization". To me it just points out how little these neo-pagans understand the culture they are trying to revive.

It's also very nice to see someone else recognize the timing between what is going on within ECUSA and the presidential election here in the U.S. It's interesting when you think that most of our early presidents were Episcopalians as is Bush 41.

I hope that our esteemed host and commentator, Christopher, will indulge me in taking Jim Craft's comments and running with them a bit.

I have been praying about this election for months, but yesterday I sensed an absolute urgency in getting the word out that all brothers and sisters in our Lord Jesus Christ need to be praying fervently and unceasingly this weekend that God will lift the veil of deception from America and enpower His people to do His will. Please post this message on the applicable blogs and tell your friends to pray without ceasing.


Jim raised a very important point, that of retiring Supreme Court justices and thinking about what kind of country this would be with more and more rulings like the ones in which the sodomy laws of Texas were overturned. This ruling was made in the summer of 2003, shortly before GenCon 2003 in which one of the justices based his ruling on the necessity of the U.S. to go along with the world community (read EU). I honestly believe that the ruling emboldened the homosexualist crowd within ECUSA to go ahead with Robinson's approval. It is possible that if the Supreme Court ruling had gone otherwise that Robinson might have been handled as another Jeffrey Johns.
Submitted by Tired O' Hyp' at 10/30/2004 11:30:14 AM

Chris+, thanks for that extra info., and I like the O'!
Submitted by Ken at 10/31/2004 1:07:40 PM

After my parents bought land years ago, they got some cows. We were clearing the lower pasture across the creek one day and I looked up to see my mother coming out of the woods followed by 6 full-grown Sementol cows in single file. I only thought it hilarious then... little did I realize that my mother is obviously an incarnation of Boinn the Cow Goddess. There's a liturgy in that somewhere, surely.

Let's don't tell Mother, though. She'll slap the fire out of me.
Submitted by ken at 10/31/2004 11:18:57 PM

Trailer Trash at its finest.....
Submitted by Larry Kamphausen at 11/1/2004 10:41:29 AM

It seems to me a bit misleading to label Bill Melnyk's web page as Episcopalian or Christian. It certainly doesn't claim to be either. It clearly states that it is an attempt to revive the Druidic religion (not sure that's really possible, but that's beside the point).
It is certainly disconcerting if it be the case that this priest has a parish and a bishop who knowingly allows him to pastor and be involved in this clearly non-Christian perhaps even anti-christian religious revival.
But of course it is much easier I suppose (even if inacurate and abstract) to paint with broad brush strokes and ignore these nitty gritty little details.
Submitted by Greg at 4/8/2005 11:15:29 PM

CJ - sorry for the link heist, but OatBran is over at my place now, claiming it's all pretty much indistinguishable from Christianity, and wondering what all the fuss is about: http://www.standfirminfaith.com/mt/archives/000630.html#6512
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