THE MCJ

Christian scholarship is the Church’s prodigious invention to defend itself against the Bible. - Søren Kierkegaard

IF GOD WAS AN EPISCOPALIAN

"I am your Presiding Bishop.  You shall have no other bishops before me so don't even think about placing yourself under some African.

"You shall not make any graven images or bow down and worship them unless you're more comfortable worshipping that way.  I'm not about rules and regulations here.

"You shall not take the name of your Presiding Bishop in vain.  I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist on this one.  Undermine my authority and I'll come down on you like a ton of Prayer Books.

"Remember to keep the sabbath day holy unless you've got something else planned.  Football tickets, say, or a nice party somewhere.

"Honor your father and your mother.  Some of them will be passing on soon and we can use the bequests.

"You shall not kill unless you're fighting the illegal and unjust Israeli occupation of Palestine.

"You shall not commit adultery unless you're just not wired for monogamy in which case, don't sweat it.  Like I said before, I'm not about rules and regulations.

"You shall not steal unless it's for a higher purpose.  Your call.

"You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor unless you need to in order to advance the cause of "justice."  Then just ignore this part.

"You shall not covet your neighbor's house or anything that belongs to your neighbor.  However, if you can convince your neighbor to donate his stock portfolio to us or sign over his 401(K), we wouldn't turn it down."

Posted on 12/27/2004 12:28:03 PM , 25 comments

Submitted by EJN at 12/27/2004 12:45:41 PM

OK Chris, - Sounds like a Bishop (or 2 or 3) got under your skin! They too are men, have been led astray, become enchanted with material things and have made themselves far more important than they should. We must pray for them too.
Submitted by WES at 12/27/2004 1:08:19 PM

Or as liberals would name them: The Ten Suggestions
Submitted by Bill at 12/27/2004 11:19:35 PM

Pray for them yes, but they have a special responsibility as bishops, successors to the Holy Apostles, to safeguard and transmit the faith. When they teach as they do, and Chris is more accurate than you give him credit for, they must be called to account. Anyone paying attention to the events of the past few years or even decades knows private admonitions have achieved nothing. Ridicule would not have been necessary except by the actions of their own hands.
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 12/28/2004 2:02:13 AM

If God was an Episcopalian? Of course She is!
Submitted by Joseph Hertzlinger at 12/28/2004 5:45:06 AM

Cf. http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/chur37.htm for the Extremely-Reform Jewish version of The Ten Suggestions.
Submitted by GB at 12/28/2004 8:05:40 AM

Forget it, Prophet & Lost. God is neither male nor female. Terms like "Father" and "He" and "Him" are purely generic when used in reference to God. No, God is not an Episcopalian. But, HE is a Christian. And that is something YOU might about for a while.
Submitted by Duane at 12/28/2004 8:11:59 AM

from 1 John: Beloved: This is the message that we have heard from Jesus Christ and proclaim to you: God is light, and in him there is no darkness at all. If we say, "We have fellowship with him," while we continue to walk in darkness, we lie and do not act in truth. But if we walk in the light as he is in the light, then we have fellowship with one another, and the Blood of his Son Jesus cleanses us from all sin. If we say, "We are without sin," we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we acknowledge our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive our sins and cleanse us from every wrongdoing. If we say, "We have not sinned," we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
Submitted by EJN at 12/28/2004 9:15:26 AM

Bill - do not worry, I was jesting with Chris! I know that he is correct on this and I think most everyone knows where I stand on the issues. I did leave the Episcopal Church last year for the AMiA because of the actions and words of Bishop Smith in St Louis MO - I know very well. I can still hear The Rev Dr Paul Walter asking us to pray for Bishop Smith after we (84 of us with our families) left the church to form the Anglican Church of the Resurrection.
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 12/28/2004 11:05:20 AM

GB - That was said with my tongue firmly in my cheek. But God is not a Christian. He's Jewish!
Submitted by GB at 12/28/2004 4:01:10 PM

Prophet & Lost, that is exactly what I expected you to say, and you are still wrong. God is NOT Jewish. God is a Christian. In fact, God was a Christian before any Jewish religion ever existed.
Submitted by Bill (not IB) at 12/28/2004 5:32:32 PM

Prophet & Lost AND GB, God is not a Jew, or a Christian, or a Muslim or Buddhist or any such thing. The Father is the Father, and He needs no religion, for as He Himself said to Moses, "I Am That I Am". Think about it - you're trying to place God into a denomination, when He is the source of all faith. And before you think I'm headed for pantheism or solipsism - I'm not. God revealed Himself to the children of Abraham, who came to be known as Israelites/Jews. Then the Son of God came to earth as God Incarnate, and those who believed in the Gospel became known as Christians. (Note that Acts specifically says it was not the church in Jerusalem, founded by the [Jewish] Apostles, which coined the term "Christian" - it was the church in Antioch that received that name.) The thing that is important is that God, the eternal Father, is Lord of all. He sent His only Son, Jesus Christ, to save mankind from sin and bring us salvation through the Gospel. So ease off the "jew/christian" rhetoric, and let God be God.
Submitted by GB at 12/29/2004 8:04:25 AM

Dear Bill, of course you are right. And the only religion which teaches what you just stated is the CHRISTIAN religion. There is nothing and I repeat NOTHING ABOUT IT which is included in Muslim, Bhuddist, or even Jewish doctrine. I am not trying to have the last word, I am trying to make an important point.
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 12/29/2004 5:09:00 PM

God (the Son) is Jewish:

"And he [Simeon] came by the Spirit into the temple: and when the parents brought in the child Jesus, to do for him after the custom of the law ..." -Luke 2:27b

Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 12/29/2004 5:15:53 PM

I am trying to make an important point.

And what would that be?

Submitted by GB at 12/29/2004 7:54:46 PM

The theological point is that God foresaw the Fall of Man and his plan for the salvation of humankind included in advance the Jewish religion and people as forerunners preparing the way for his own coming in human form as the ultimate once and for all revelation of himself to his creation.
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 12/30/2004 10:56:22 AM

How does that make God a Christian?
Submitted by GB at 12/30/2004 10:43:49 PM

If it is correct (and I believe that it is), God can only be a Christian because Christianity is the only religion which has this understanding about God. God created Christianity. It is not as if Christians were a people in search of a god and they found the Jewish one acceptable.
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 12/31/2004 3:15:06 AM

I think I understand what you're saying, GB, but why not just say that God is the author of Christianity, rather than saying He's a Christian? Wouldn't that be more accurate?

The word "Christian" means "little Christ" or by implication, a follower of Christ; so neither God nor Christ can be Christians. They lead, Christians follow. If God ever was a follower, it was when the incarnate second person of the Trinity became a Jew and lived in obedience to the Torah.

It is not as if Christians were a people in search of a god and they found the Jewish one acceptable.

There is only one God, and He is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, i.e. the God of the Jews. He is more than "acceptable" to Christians, Indeed, Christians seek to be made acceptable to Him (through faith in His Messiah/Christ)!

God is the author of both Judaism and Christianity, and they are in fact related as root to branch. The Christian faith is Judaism fulfilled, the promises of the Covenant(s) renewed and fulfilled in the Messiah, who "cut" the New Covenant in His own blood, creating the "true circumcision" and the renewed Israel--a kingdom of priests.

Submitted by GB at 12/31/2004 8:18:09 AM

Yes, It is more accurate to say that God is the author of the Judeo-Christian religion than to say that God is a Christian or is Jewish. Christianity is the fulfillment of Judaism. However, your last statement regarding the "true circumcision" and the renewed Israel--a kingdom of priests is outside my previous theological study. Would you care to elaborate?
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 12/31/2004 12:54:54 PM

regarding the "true circumcision" and the renewed Israel--a kingdom of priests ... Would you care to elaborate?

Well, I believe that Jesus reconstituted Israel when he chose the twelve apostlesas its representatives (whose names are on the foundation stones of the New Jerusalem) and made His Jewish and gentile followers one new creation through spiritual union with Himself. For the clearest presentation of this that I know of, try Jesus & Israel: One Covenant or Two? by David E. Holwerda.

In the meantime, here are some Scripture passages for your consideration:

For we are the circumcision, which worship God in the spirit, and rejoice in Christ Jesus, and have no confidence in the flesh. (St. Paul in Philippians 3:3)

For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh: But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God. (St. Paul in Romans 2:27-29)

But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light... (1 Peter 2:9)

And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. (Revelation 1:6)

And hast made us unto our God kings and priests... (Revelation 5:10)

I hope this is helpful.

Submitted by GB at 1/1/2005 9:21:14 AM

Very much so. I am just wondering if it represents the standard of any identifiable school of thought, or if it is just the philosophizing of a single individual.
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 1/2/2005 2:57:10 AM

It's pretty standard reformed, covenantal theology.
Submitted by GB at 1/2/2005 8:50:45 AM

Really? In that case, I guess my point of view did not sound Calvinistic to you at all, did it?
Submitted by Prophet & Lost at 1/2/2005 1:40:47 PM

Well, I don't really think like that, GB, so that particular thought never came to mind. BTW - you might also enjoy O. Palmer Robertson's Christ of the Covenants
Submitted by GB at 1/2/2005 10:33:44 PM

You do surprise me, P&L. That could be why you find people taking your tongue-in-cheek remarks seriously!
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