THE MCJ

Christian scholarship is the Church’s prodigious invention to defend itself against the Bible. - Søren Kierkegaard

MIKEY DOODLE DANDY

I don't like to be negative all the time so here's my third contribution to any upcoming Episcopal/Anglican hymnal revision.  The tune should be obvious:

See Michael Ingham come to Synod
Riding a sedan chair.
He vows to bash the orthodox
In any way he can there.

Michael Ingham, keep it up,
Mikey Doodle Dandy.
Stick it to the orthodox
And for the left be handy.

Here come the same-sex marriages.
Mike thinks they are a good thing.
The orthodox all think they have
A most unscriptural ring.

Michael Ingham, keep it up,
Mikey Doodle Dandy.
Stick it to the orthodox
And for the left be handy.

Mike thinks that priests should all be forced
To bless a same-sex wedding
Despite the fact that’s morally
And Biblically rough sledding.

Michael Ingham, keep it up,
Mikey Doodle Dandy.
Stick it to the orthodox
And for the left be handy. 

The Anglicans must toe the line
Or see their vestries fired.
Mike wants to keep the pressure on
And get more lefties hired.

Michael Ingham, keep it up,
Mikey Doodle Dandy.
Stick it to the orthodox
And for the left be handy.

But watch how Binky stands his ground
And points out Mikey’s knavery.
A better Elf you’ll never find
Nor one so full of bravery.

Michael Ingham, keep it up,
Mikey Doodle Dandy.
Stick it to the orthodox
And for the left be handy.

There’ll come a day, we’ll walk away
And leave Mike and his miter.
We’ll be a better Church and we’ll
Be one apostate lighter.

Michael Ingham, keep it up,
Mikey Doodle Dandy.
Stick it to the orthodox
And for the left be handy.

Posted on 1/5/2007 6:49:21 PM , 5 comments

Submitted by EJN at 1/14/2005 2:38:48 PM

Chris - this is funny - very good!
Submitted by Allen Lewis at 1/14/2005 10:47:21 PM

Chris, You really should investigate getting a literary agent for some of these musings of yours. They are priceless!
Submitted by J. Scott at 1/15/2005 2:52:49 AM

Inspired!
Submitted by Karen B. at 1/18/2005 12:59:49 PM

You know you've been an American living overseas too long when....

it takes you 2-3 days to remember the tune to Yankee Doodle!!! For some reason I kept confusing it with "Good King Wenceslas" how bizaare! Great job Chris.
Submitted by The Real Patrick at 1/23/2005 7:17:19 AM

Dadgum, Chris, you're really good at the lyric thing. I used to think (as recently as last week) that I, as well, was good at substituting lyrics, but I now see that I am small potatoes. I bow to the master: "All hail the great and powerful Christopher, writer of satire!" You da man!!
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