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Dr. Mabuse on modern liturgical vestments:
So what now is the point of liturgical vestments, in a church that no longer has anything to say about God? Modernists like Schori are too proud to just take over what was there before – it requires humility to accept what the ages have given us, and submit ourselves to the same customs that have shaped those who came before. A true modernist will want to demonstrate that he is not just the new caretaker, but the undisputed master. So what is old is cast out, to make sure that there is no bridge back from the Brave New World. And maybe there’s also that dark pleasure in deforming what has been valued by others that I’ve sensed before. As Belloq said to Indiana Jones, “Dr. Jones. Again you see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away.”
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I think there's a direct correlation between these vestments, these vestments, this sermon and this sermon. Anyone who wears the vestments pictured at those two links is not a theologically-serious person and Mrs. Schori's two sermons bear this out. There is nothing there; Schori simply emotes at great length for several minutes.
Unfortunately, this sartorial trend seems to be the rule rather than the exception in the Anglican world. And while I realize that this nonsense is not restricted to Anglicans, I think that vestments like these demonstrate as well as any sermon possibly could that much of western Anglicanism has become a church governed entirely by its emotions.
Consider. People didn't much like being called "miserable offenders" and didn't care to hear that certain activities they enjoyed were wrong so the substantive theology of the prayer book was torn out and thrown away. Later on it was discovered that if certain women had to sing too many male pronouns, their self-esteem would be shattered so we obviously had to eviscerate the hymnal to prevent that from happening.
Was a serious theological case for women's ordination laid out in front of the whole church? There were plenty against it but nothing that I can remember in favor. The idea's adherents apparently felt they didn't have to; to these, it was a self-evident issue of what they perceived to be "justice." The theological case made for Gene Robinson was laughably inept. But consecrating Robbie made everybody feel all warm and toasty so they hid behind the canons or tossed around phrases like "movement of the spirit."
Whose fault is it? Women's ordination and all that caring, nurturing, emotional preaching they do? No. It would be a mistake to lump all ordained female Episcopalians in with lightweights like Mrs. Schori. There are, for example, not many more formidable theological minds around than Alice C. Linsley. But in the modern Episcopal Church, the Alice Linsleys go nowhere while the Katharine Jefferts Schoris rise to the very top.
And this is the heart of the problem. As Dr. Mabuse rightly notes, the Episcopal Church, "no longer has anything to say about God." Too many Episcopalians don't want to be challenged. They want to be affirmed. They don't want to hear that what they did last Saturday night is a sin and shouldn't be engaged in. They want to hear that God wuvs dem DIS MUCH no matter what they do or who they do it to.
So the Katharine Jefferts Schoris of the church preach emotional sermons about God's unqualified love and acceptance of everybody and how Jesus never turned anyone away and let's all focus on the Millennium Development Goals because that's what the Gospel's really all about, isn't it? They wear emotional clothing to demonstrate that they are not concerned about that boring theology stuff but are caring, in-touch, emotional people. And they guarantee that western liberal Anglicanism will have a common experience hopefully very soon.
A really colorful funeral.

Submitted by Sasha
at 11/10/2006 2:47:23 PM| Excellently put, Mr. Christopher Johnson!!!! The trouble is that much the same "faith" (code of "beliefs") is shared across ALL mainstream "Christianity" - one'll find the same nonsense being spouted by "liberals" in the Lutheran, Anglican, Presbyterian, Methodist and even Romanist and many Baptist branches - probably even a few Easterners ("Orthodox")!! Beneath the various patinas of previous decoration + service-format, things have become, it would seem, quite homogeneous! |

Submitted by SouthCoast
at 11/10/2006 3:49:37 PM| Ah, that grand, new, "liberal" hymn (or should that be "hyrn"?)..."Washed in the Blood of the Sham". |

Submitted by Todd
at 11/10/2006 3:52:15 PM| If the revisionists are going to extirpate what remains of the traditional faith in TEC, it must be done root and branch. Even the trappings of the historic faith must be obliterated. One wonders how much longer the cross will be displayed on the altar now that it has disappeared from vestments. This new sartorial trend is perfectly consonant with the "Bee-bop-a-lula-I-love-Jesus" dumbing down of the Prayer Book in 1979, and the evolution of Episcopalian theology into something indistinguishable from Unitarian Universalism. The most striking thing to me about the vestments, however, is that they would be eminently suitable for use in a pagan ritual--Druid, Wiccan, you name it. |

Submitted by Gayle
at 11/10/2006 4:08:51 PM| Chris, You had to put the links in for the pictures and I had to look at them. It's worse than I thought. I've always hoped that the term "Episco-pagan" was a bit of hyperbole. I had no idea how literally true that term truly is. You know about picture being worth.... |

Submitted by KS
at 11/10/2006 5:03:37 PM| I look handsome, I look smart I am walking work of art Such a dazzling coat of colours How I love my coat of many colours It was red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ochre and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And red and yellow and green and brown and Scarlet and black and ochre and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And blue. |

Submitted by the pilgrim
at 11/10/2006 6:29:06 PMStrangely, I found this quote at Susan Russell's blog, right after I read the above thread: ". . .And – as an unapologetic liturgy lover -- I want to be part of a church that lets us parade around in our long robes every once in awhile while we work together on those Gospel goals. . ." (italics mine) So that's what the liturgy is to the Episcopal clergy today: "parading around in long robes every once in awhile?" That's on a par with the visitor I overheard at my church a few weeks ago. As they toured the sanctuary she whispered to her companion, "We ought to get some icons for our church, they're, like, really mysterious." I figured they were Episcopalians. |

Submitted by Christopher Hathaway
at 11/10/2006 7:11:30 PM| Damnit, Christopher, have you no willingnesss to judge her in context? She is a bishop who ought to exemplify moderation and simplicity. And it was just after Holloween!! So obviously she was making a second use of a costume she must have worn on Tuesday. And one bought at Wallmart, to judge by the looks of it, so she was being frugal in that as well. You see, it's all there if you look deep enough, which you have to, because the Gospel is never visible on the surface with this clever lady. |

Submitted by Warren in SC
at 11/10/2006 7:11:45 PM| Chris, chill. Those vestments would do any Priestess proud in Druid or Wiccan rituals - give credit where it's due. |

Submitted by Tom
at 11/10/2006 7:36:40 PM| To some the vestments were purple, others might call them lavender. Either way the color was appropriate: purple as a penitential color or lavender for her lesbi-gay agenda. |

Submitted by Judith L
at 11/10/2006 7:38:20 PM| I hadn't seen the view from the back of that investiture garment. To think I had been stunned by the front. I'm not one to bring up financial matters, as a rule. I believe in beautiful interiors (although I am now worshipping in a warehouse) and vestments, but REALLY!! I looked for the prices on those garments. Did I miss them? Or are they in the category of "If you need to ask, you cannot afford it?" |

Submitted by AnglicanXn
at 11/10/2006 8:33:24 PM| I think that it was at Fr Jake's blog that commenters were noting that the vestments had been designed by a priest and his same-sex partner. The commenters were ever so delighted at her using their product. I know that art is a wonderful gift from God, but when it is used in such a setting as this, what it is saying most clearly is "It's all about me." |

Submitted by JM
at 11/10/2006 8:36:08 PM| Am I the only one who thinks the vestments should have been tie-dyed? |

Submitted by Rick Arllen
at 11/10/2006 8:41:00 PM| This nails it. Henceforth, I shall refer to Mrs. Schori by the singularly apt sobriquet of 'Purple Haze' (with abject apologies to the memory of Jimi Hendrix, of course). |

Submitted by Laurence K. Wells
at 11/10/2006 8:53:38 PM| The vestments are utterly hideous, tacky beyond description, the sort of thing only a pair of sodomites could come up with. All that is missing is a very large broom for her to ride around on. |

Submitted by Minuteman
at 11/10/2006 9:08:50 PM| I have kites that aren't as colorful as these. ( http://www.intothewind.com/ for some examples ) I have to admit that I love color bright and/or sophisticated more than the average heterosexual male but I can't see wearing it for worship. If I were being installed as the presiding bishop or consecrated as a bishop, I would be so terrified before God that I might not be a worthy servant that I would think black the most appropriate color. But then I am a "miserable offender" and oft consider the Decalogue. |

Submitted by shari
at 11/10/2006 9:11:29 PM| I wrote a number (too many) of colorful blog articles on the Ms Schori's vestments. But then I am a miserable offender. cluelesschristian.classicalanglican.net |

Submitted by Bill2
at 11/10/2006 9:49:06 PM| After looking at the picture where she was being led into the "presiding bishop's stall" (does it have a flush handle?) I wondered if we aren't seeing the birth of a new Episcopal superhero DIVERSITY WOMAN!!!!! with her cape of many colors. |

Submitted by Fr. Ex-ECUSA'er
at 11/10/2006 10:57:07 PM| Here's the most insulting thing I can think of to say about that "liturgy": it looks very Roman Catholic. Fr. Ex-ECUSA'er (a RC priest, btw) |

Submitted by Allen Lewis
at 11/10/2006 11:09:45 PM| It used to be that vestments were the great "leveler." No one knew,simply by looking at them, t the station or economic status of the wearer. Then, with the idea of "Princes of the Church" - where did that come from? - vestments began to signify rank and station. The Reformation reigned some of that in and in the Anglican church, bishops were not usually so gaudy. My how times have changed! Designer costimes saying "It's all about MEEEEEE!" Just another opportunity for the boys and girls to play "dress up." |

Submitted by Jim McNeely+
at 11/11/2006 12:29:50 AM| Those vestments were an eye-opener, leading to a quick eye-closer. The eye-opening part is that Ms. Schori seems intent to continue this bizaare idea of "inclusivism" as set forth by her two predecessors. What is eye-closing is that the materials and the colors were gaudy and aesthetically unpleasing. Both were significant reasons for me to give thanks to God that I am no longer an Episcopalian. |

Submitted by Dr. Mabuse
at 11/11/2006 5:53:25 AM| Alan Lewis: That's an excellent point, about vestments having a levelling aspect, and it reminds me of something I'd almost forgotten. In a long-ago sermon, a priest explained to us the reason for some of the things we do during mass, and he made the very same point you did: why do priests all dress alike, in sober black cassocks? It's to downplay their individuality, so we no longer focus on THEM, but on their task. A man's personality comes out in the clothes he chooses for himself, so by giving them all this unspectacular uniform, we no longer see Bob Smith, with his elegant taste in Italian suits or Joe Johnson, with his loud ties, but just Father. It's why the gospel is chanted in a monotone, too - to submerge the personal, so we no longer think "Oh, isn't he a bad reader!" or "How beautifully he phrased that!" the way you do when listening to an actor perform. The priest is just a transmitter, so all you have to focus on is the Gospel. This is all changed now, and Purple Haze's vestments encapsulate it beautifully. The vestments were all about HER, specially designed to tell us all about her and the world that she inhabited. It was like a bridal gown, and anyone who's watched a 20-year old woman in a bridal shop knows just what sort of vanity is involved in that spectacular purchase and presentation. |

Submitted by Sven Svenson
at 11/11/2006 6:32:13 AM| Sorry, I'm not up on the names of all the things this lady is wearing. But, if I were an alien with no understanding of who or what she was, the hat that she's wearing would give me a clue. I would suppose that she was some sort of high priestess of a cult that worshipped either the sun or the moon. Probably the moon. Based upon the colors, I would surmise that she would perform her rituals at the twilight hours during the full phase of her diety. Obviously, either clouds or fog also play a significant role in her theology. |

Submitted by Sven Svenson
at 11/11/2006 6:37:16 AM| Then, again, judging from the colors used and their layout, she may be the head priestess for a cult that worships hot air ballons. |

Submitted by Just about gone
at 11/11/2006 6:46:39 AM| The cope at the "seating service" (the multi,multi-colored bands) loook like the drapes from a gay whorehouse. |

Submitted by David Loving
at 11/11/2006 8:16:01 AM| I like the link that shows the red one - kind of burning in hell and all. |

Submitted by Father King's Daughter
at 11/11/2006 9:24:36 AM| The PB-ess's vestments were designed by Challenor and Woodrum of Challwood Studio, the same outfit who designed the consecration vestments for Gene Robinson. This is from the Gene Robinson consecration website: "Consecration vestments were designed and made by The Rev. Paul Woodrum and Victor Challenor of Challwood Studio, Brooklyn. The green, red and gold leaves worked in silk appliqué are drawn from trees of New Hampshire's White Mountains: American plum, eastern cottonwood, white oak, and red maple. Their colors represent the diversity of the diocese, and the changing seasons of our lives. Flames are symbolic of the Spirit of God with whom Jesus "endowed the apostles and by whom [the] Church is built up in every place." Leaves rising and merging into the flames suggest the pungent incense of burning autumn leaves lifting up the prayers of God's people. They also represent fire descending, as it descended upon the apostles to warm and embolden their hearts to proclaim Jesus' gospel of a transcendent love." What more needs to be said? |

Submitted by sionnsar
at 11/11/2006 10:37:02 AM| For something really awful, there were the results of Fireside Chat's "Nasty Chasuble" contest here and here. But that was simply inept. Not like the awful stuff seen here. One might check out some real(ly awful) offerings sent up by "Taking The Episcopalian." |

Submitted by shari
at 11/11/2006 3:03:28 PM| I think I will start refering to her as "Ms. Lavender Mitre". I think that's much more respectful of her office than "purple haze". |

Submitted by loonpond
at 11/11/2006 4:01:56 PM| I prefer to think of her outfit as "bells and motley" as she is playing the fool. I mean really - look at that miter - bears a certain resemblance to the jester's cap, no? |

Submitted by Fuinseoig
at 11/12/2006 9:31:52 AM| I've seen the 'explanation' that multicoloured vestments are liturgically 'white' (and I have no idea where that came from), and unfortunately, what immediately popped into my head was this: "For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman the Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!" I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours, and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered. "I liked white better," I said. "White!" he sneered. "It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken." "In which case it is no longer white," said I. "And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." |

Submitted by Baillie
at 11/12/2006 4:00:13 PM| "...let's all focus on the Millennium Development Goals because that's what the Gospel's really all about, isn't it?" Look. I've got heart failure and I don't feel too good. Is it nice to make me nauseous so early in the day? |

Submitted by Baillie
at 11/12/2006 4:10:05 PM| Fuinseoig, as the proprietor of a Christianity and MIddle-Earth website, I bestow upon you the "Best Tolkien Analogy of the Week" award. :) |

Submitted by Elle
at 11/13/2006 9:02:54 AM| When I saw the photo of KJS receiving the staff of office (or whatever it's called) from FTG, all I could think of was that she looked like a little girl playing dress up in her daddy's clothes. I mentioned this to a friend at church yesterday, and she said she had the same reaction. |

Submitted by Ed the Roman
at 11/13/2006 2:43:12 PM| Fuinseoig, IIRC, it does not come from Iudex Iuridici Canonex, or the General Instructions for the Roman Missal. Deo Gratias. |

Submitted by st. anonymous
at 11/13/2006 8:08:36 PM| Fuinseoig -- wow. That Tolkien passage never occurred to me as a parallel, and I've probably read it 1000 times. The rest of you folks can call her Purple Haze if you like, but for me from now on she will always be Kate of Many Colours. Or Katharine Jefferts Saruman. |

Submitted by Sasha
at 11/13/2006 8:16:08 PM| Why bother with all those names? Isn't it enough that Ms. Jefferts-Schori is an apostate pagan pretending to be a "Christian prelate" in some dying cult that all true believers should know to shun?!? [I sure hope the noble buildings nowadays being soiled by those Antichrists will be spared God's Wrath and survive to be cleansed of all that filth...] |

Submitted by charles austin
at 11/14/2006 3:14:08 PM| So, is the Anglican church dying or dyeing? I'm so confused. |

Submitted by Fuinseoig
at 11/15/2006 5:30:05 AM| Thank you for the plaudits. Geekdom is its own reward ;-) |










