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Rowan Williams.  Academic to Anglican Primate of Wales to Archbishop of Canterbury to punchline.

Posted on 2/15/2008 6:48:35 PM , 24 comments

Submitted by Kathleen L at 2/15/2008 7:01:20 PM

Lovely parody -

but you know, you can tell it's not the Archbishop because what he's saying is so clear.

Submitted by EastTexAnglican at 2/15/2008 7:21:10 PM

Theodore Darymple, has accurately summmed up Rowan's alleged genius, as shown by his Sharia paper delivered to the unfortunate English lawyers, as follows: [Dalrymple]Reading or hearing this[Rowan's paper], one wants to pull one’s hair out. Charity surely requires compassion not for Williams, but for the audience obliged to listen to him. The archbishop goes on for pages and pages in this vein: [Rowan] Earlier on, I proposed that the criterion for recognising and collaborating with communal religious discipline should be connected with whether a communal jurisdiction actively interfered with liberties guaranteed by the wider society in such a way as definitively to block access to the exercise of those liberties; clearly the refusal of a religious believer to act upon the legal recognition of a right is not, given the plural character of society, a denial to anyone inside or outside the community of access to that right. [Dalryple] There is only one word for a society in which such discourse can pass for intellectual subtlety and sophistication, and lead to career advancement: decadent. Must read: http://www.city-journal.org/2008/eon0211td.hmtl
Submitted by dwstroudmd at 2/15/2008 7:22:07 PM

Someone has obviously been doing archival research. While this is an apparently early effort of the ABC's - appearing to be in the first form range of papers saved by his mother for sentimental reasons - it lacks the indefiniteness of the ABC's later ouevre. There is a certain definiteness here and an altogether issue of too much clarity that certainly must place this specimen in no later, than, most likely, the third grade.

To argue that this represents a mature work of the ABC is ludicrous because no sentence approaches the normative 100 word mark of the mature style. Also, a definite conclusion is given. This, admittedly, is the opposite of the sense of the actual words of the object of discussion. However, it is not the inversion of value given to the apparent words (this is mere elemental postmodernism) but rather the actual attainment of a stated meaning to the object that allows us to categorize this as a puerile work. In more mature works, the reader is left with a complete inability to ascertain either the meaning of the employed words in the object of discussion AND what the author (the ABC) actually understands them to mean. The whole realm of meaning is given over to a superfluity of plurality in the finished style of the ABC and renders the reader stranded in open space of potentiality awaiting the arrival of an intergalactic improbability drive mode of transport whilst suffocating in the vacuity of the ABC's words. None of that here!

We must conclude that this the earliest extant kernel of what will become the ABC's style and which will lead to social cohesion by confusion, a pet theory of his first demonstrated in miniature in the Anglican Communion (see footnote in A HISTORY OF DEFUNCT CHRISTIAN BRAND NAMES - 2003, St Vickie's Press, Newark, for further data). This matter is under the heading of variant or perverse chaos theory about which the ABC is scheduled to address the Mathematical Society of the United Kingdom and which, undoubtedly, will prove as sensible and reasonable and as capable of understanding as Fermat's Last Theorem. However, there is concern that since mathematicians assert the unitary value of the concept designated by the symbols 1 and one, the ABC is entering dangerous ground from which he might not be able to shuffle his cards quite so deftly as to convince. We shall see.

Submitted by Whitestone at 2/15/2008 7:34:15 PM

So, Stroud, as a Rowan William scholar, did you also notice the lack of nuance in this early work?
Submitted by dwstroudmd at 2/15/2008 7:46:41 PM

Well, rather, Whitestone. It is so obvious that even the bourgeouis run-of-the-mill assembler of the vacuities with a mere 15 years of posthigh school education and twenty years actual working and continuing education such as my humble self thought it worth nary a mention. As evidence, I point to the fact that you brought it to our attention. By which I do not mean to imply that you have a less-than-full appreciation of the danger of a unitary construction either in law or meaning but that as an appreciator of Rowan's bloviations rendered into print, you immediately noted the lack of range and blunderings induced by actually having a meaning derivable from the talk or essay rendered into actual print form. Such lack of nuance definitley brackets this into the "concrete" thinking stage and thus about 9-10 years of age - congruent with a third grader again.

I must take this opportunity for allowing me to comment on this unsubtle indicator of the reality of the timing of this composition and noting the confirmatory nature of the possible age of the author. But, really, now, you had all beat me to the conclusion based on your own taking the text as partner and living into it. Well done!

Submitted by Anglican Paplist at 2/15/2008 8:02:00 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Submitted by Smurf Breath at 2/15/2008 9:00:07 PM

Look on the bright side, Rowan. You couldn't save the Anglican Communion, but you were able to become the parodists' muse. Given how healthy laughter is, you've probably done more good these past few weeks than your entire period as ABC.

"See my monograph, On On". Priceless.
Submitted by alfonso at 2/16/2008 1:46:45 AM

Priceless indeed. Perhaps his other monograph/seminal essay:
Is is is?
was left unpublished a decade ago in light of distracting similarities to verbiage thrust on the world stage.
Submitted by Katherine at 2/16/2008 2:45:15 AM

I like dwstroudmd's piece better than the one in the Telegraph. Bravo! The only thing that worries me, esteemed Physician, is that you're getting quite good at this, and I fear it may have a corrosive effect on your mental processes in other contexts, such as communications with your patients. Beware.
Submitted by Sibyl at 2/16/2008 6:49:19 AM

I agree Katherine. Stroud's skill is a bit worrying...please, dear Dr. Stroud, tell us your critical analytical writing is just a hobby and that it has not been gained deciphering medical literature of late. Please reassure us that medicine has not also become a victim post-modern meaninglessness and the various psychosexual 'political agendas'. See the discussion at SFiF re math and engineering and how Smith College has adopted two opposed politically-motivated contortions/distortions of definition of a woman.
Submitted by PNP, OP at 2/16/2008 7:17:45 AM

The very sad thing is that R.W. is a great writer when it comes to patristic spirituality and theological method. He seems bound though to the murky verbiage of institutionalese as archbishop. Fr. Philip, OP
Submitted by Dr. Mabuse at 2/16/2008 7:58:59 AM

I suspect his "brilliant writer" persona is well on the way to becoming mere myth. The more I hear of his unendurable "musings", the LESS likely I am to ever want to pick up one of his books. Contrast him with Pope Benedict XVI - we don't have to be reassured by specialists in the kow that, really, he's a brilliant man if you only read his "Treatise on ........" We know he's a brilliant man - he demonstrates it every time he opens his mouth. And I'm more inclined to read his books, since I've found so much sense in his spoken words. Life's too short to waste on understanding Rowan Williams - and anyway, my Little Orphan Annie decoder ring hasn't arrived in the mail yet.
Submitted by o at 2/16/2008 8:55:58 AM

You mean Rowan Williams is still the Archbishop of Canterbury? Miracles are happening in Wales! I guess he is going to follow Captain Smith's example and go down with his ship. Trouble is a lot of people drowned because of Smiths actions/non actions. How many deaths will Rowan be responsible for? I think a lot more than the Titanic took with her.
Submitted by obituary at 2/16/2008 8:59:13 AM

rats "o" is short for obituary. The one with the dark outlook.
Submitted by Smurf Breath at 2/16/2008 9:48:58 AM

dwstroudmd, your early attribution of this work contradicts the internal textual evidence, since Williams says he may or may not be "the" Archbishop of Canterbury, which he most certainly was not in the third grade. Are you alleging textual corruption, or postulating that young Williams possessed prophetic gifts?
Submitted by Sibyl at 2/16/2008 1:46:43 PM

Do not miss Captain Yips, Kraalspace and The Age to Come.
Submitted by dwstroudmd at 2/16/2008 1:51:10 PM

All, please rest assured that the interest I take in the ABC's intrepid bloviation technique and its analysis and duplication does NOT enter my practice of medicine. I find it most highly desirable that the patient actually and best as can be understand what the diagnosis and treatment actually are! Therefore, I am characteristically BLUNT to the point of affable use of the koine of the day. The most gratifying remark I ever hear is "No one has ever made this so clear before".

"Please reassure us that medicine has not also become a victim post-modern meaninglessness and the various psychosexual 'political agendas'." Alas, the American Psychiatric Association and its publication the DSM, have long been a toy of the agendas political and otherwise. So has the AMA and even the ACOG, my own college. When I took ethics in medical school, the profs were positive that no one would regard IV fluids and feeding tubes as "heroic" efforts, nor that abortion for sex selection would ever be countenanced. You all know differently, as I do after 28 years have passed. That said, I must confess that I am in the Episcopal School for Ministry in the Diocese of Missouri, in my third year, in the next to final course. That means I have 2.5 years of reading in OT/NT/Preaching/Church History I and II/ Introduction to Theology/Ethics/Seminars and am currently in Sacramental Theology this semester with Liturgics to go this final summer semester and graduation in September (God willing). Therefore, readings and indeed books by the current ABC have been on my plate for 2.5 years.

Additionally, I have been following closely the WR and sequelae and lack thereof, the Draft Covenant development, the unsavory developments in the ECUSA/TEC as it has morphed into the GCC with the curial ascendancy of the Executive Council, the fantasy canons manufactured out of whole cloth by the PB and Beers, the attempted emergence of an Episcopal popette, the legal debacles of the "reconciliation squad" ('no mission too small for our attack dogs') at 815, Virginia, et alia, and the devolution of the Gospel into univeralistic tripe by the "defenders of the gospel-of-inclusion as-we-define-it and NOBODY else better gainsay us".

Thus, I have been educated, am being educated, and will be continually educated by the on-going slo-mo collapse of the ECUSA/TEC/GCC and the Anglican Communion. We live in interesting times and are thus blessedly cursed by that Chinese affirmation/warning. (See my diversity!) So, on an educational level as well as a personal level, I have a larger-than-average exposure to the ABC and his style. Blessing or curse or insipidity really depends on the subject he addresses. PNP, OP above has it correctly as to theological works versus administrative or (worse!) theoretical legal addresses (bah! humbug!) Smurf Breath, you raise an interesting potential problem, which I will restate as: "Does the internal textual evidence contradict an early attribution to Rowan Williams, specifically: are the alleged self-referential allusions to the archbrishopric evidence against early dating or a matter of interpolation" (corruption is so degrading a term that we dare not use it for fear of insulting a document!); wherein we consider the possibility of the gift of prophecy of said Rowan Williams and the multitudinous implications of that ascription in the pluriform considerations of "truth" or "falsity" with an exploration of the great and glorious fog of gray/grey-ness as the bracketted consideration of privileged import." If that is satisfactory as the problem, I shall attempt a short assessment in a later missive whan the fourth dimension shall open to me the possibilities of further rumination and disclosure of my considerations as considered.

Submitted by Toral at 2/16/2008 2:50:59 PM

I now suddenly am developing quite a desire to read Williams' works. Although I not expect that if he is a great writer it will be not in the tradition of Cranmer, Newman and Temple but in that of Perelman, Benchley and Thurber.
Submitted by Dr. Mabuse at 2/16/2008 3:50:03 PM

Ahh, Perelman! I'm sure I can dig up something Perelmanesque to suit Williams's determination to get through life without acknowledging even a nodding acquaintance with reality. Perhaps the old-time doctor who gave Perelman an injection with a rusty hypodermic, to ease a sore throat: "Germs, germs, germs!!" he roared. "You can't SEE them, can you?" (by the way, Toral, drop Dean an email or a phone call - he's been trying to get in touch.)
Submitted by dwstroudmd at 2/16/2008 5:11:34 PM

Smurf Breath,

PROPHETIC, definitely prophetic. See:"But if ever I am called upon to describe myself as "The" Archbishop of Canterbury, I do so not in the sense that I am in any way singular in comparison to other Archbishops of Canterbury, past, present or future, but rather in the sense that I am, at this precise moment in the space/time continuum, the - or more precisely "The" - Archbishop of Canterbury."

The key is provided by the author himself in the "past, present, or future" phrase. What we have here is the self-satisfaction of laying the clew (clue, for American 'readers') precisely in the face of the observer and having them over-accept the valuation as one of face construction rather than as an ingenious allusion to the grammatical (even if one allows that grammar is a patriarchal construction of the essence of communication depriving it of the fluid characteristics of (alleged) "meaning" in the matrix of reader-laden perceptual hermeneutical comprehension(s) and rendering it a 'bit dangerous' to the interaction of humanity in relation to either the text or each other; pardon the digression). The "but if ever I am called upon to describe myself as..." is a pluperfect future infinitive which, graciously, was not split. This usage in Hebrew and Greek constructions is often the source for confusions in translation - which, face it, is probably easier than translating the ABC's mature comments (but see

http://mcj.bloghorn.com/3649#Comments

for technological aides de memoire).

The Hebrew/Greek construction is a pluperfect infinitive which suggests the static present representation of reality in the present which is fully actuated only in the future and hence may viewed in the past as already existent by God (and the prophet to whom the vision/dream/reality was 'given' if we must use such imprecise conceptualiztions of the plurality of entanglements with the 'Divine' however/whatever conceived). So, you can see how the usage by the ABC as a 9-10 yr old third grader was merely prophetic and showed remarkable precociousness in his octolanguaganal capabilities as applied in this 25th-%-ile range of said ultimate language acquisition, as a mark of intelligence. This, in summation, to be brief in the recapitulation of the foregoing argumentation in question of the dating of this archival fragment of the text under discussion, I submit that your allegation of dyssynchrononicity as a proof of the later-dated authorial production is bovinely fecal, for the afore-adjudicated reasons. But, I admit in defense of your having raised the question, that lesser minds have stumbled upon these little crags of hermeneutical suspicion in the fog of postmodernistical educational paradigms incapable of appreciating the nuances of same, notably the case of the use of the pluperfect future/present/past tense usage and, no doubt, will continue to do so in the (absolute directional sense of time conveyed to human perception, though perhaps not in the theoretically bidirectionality of Einsteinian constructs) future.

Submitted by Whitestone at 2/16/2008 6:49:17 PM

Ya know, Stroud, you're definitely Anglican archbishop material. So glad you have left medicine to go where your talents truly lie.
Submitted by dwstroudmd at 2/16/2008 7:12:14 PM

Whitestone, do you mean that in a good way or a bad way?

I have been called to ESM. I may be called to the cure of souls (if my discernment committee ever moves off zero). I have not been called to leave my cure of patients.

I might be discerning a call to parody, but it seems too easy. It's probably a temptation....

Submitted by Smurf Breath at 2/16/2008 8:12:48 PM

I submit that your allegation of dyssynchrononicity as a proof of the later-dated authorial production is bovinely fecal, for the afore-adjudicated reasons. But, I admit in defense of your having raised the question, that lesser minds have stumbled upon these little crags of hermeneutical suspicion in the fog of postmodernistical educational paradigms incapable of appreciating the nuances of same, notably the case of the use of the pluperfect future/present/past tense usage and, no doubt, will continue to do so in the (absolute directional sense of time conveyed to human perception, though perhaps not in the theoretically bidirectionality of Einsteinian constructs) future.
UNCLE!!!
Submitted by dwstroudmd at 2/16/2008 9:18:18 PM

Altogether succintly put, SB. I knew you would see the illumination once it smote upon your retinas and the electrons travelled along the optic nerve to the posterior cortex and impinged upon the appropriate neuronal contacts so as to formulate awareness of photonic input and then transmitted that to the frontal cortex for processing. Well done, again!
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