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Some woman responds to the GAFCON statement:

Much of the Anglican world must be lamenting the latest emission from GAFCON.

Emission.  Way to stay classy, Presiding Bishop.  Bet the boys and girls at Church Center got a giggle out of that one.  Not only was the final statement statement an "emission," every statement and sermon before it was an "emission" too since it was the "latest emission."  I guess the fact that you didn't call out GAFCON for its "carbon footprint" was an oversight on your part.

Anglicanism has always been broader than some find comfortable.

Assuming that your historical horizon stops around 1990.  If you've actually read any Anglican history, you'd realize that Anglicanism's broadness encompassed high-church CHRISTIANS as well as low-church CHRISTIANS, not Christian believers and high-church Spongian atheists.

This statement does not represent the end of Anglicanism, merely another chapter in a centuries-old struggle for dominance by those who consider themselves the only true believers.

When one set of "believers" believes something and another set of "believers" doesn't seriously believe much of anything at all or is willing to jettison its claimed beliefs any time the culture wants it to, which are the "true believers?"

Anglicans will continue to worship God in their churches,

Quite a few of the American ones will go through the motions, anyway, since they stopped believing that stuff a long time ago.

serve the hungry and needy in their communities,

Which they don't need to go through pseudo-Christian ceremonies in order to do.  A lot of people have already figured that out which might be one factor in the Episcopal Organization's plunging membership and attendance numbers.

and build missional relationships with others across the globe,

The South Africans, the Central Americans, the Brazilians, etc.  Who said Trinity-Wall Street jack can't buy "missional relationships?"

despite the desire of a few leaders to narrow the influence of the gospel.

Or to preach the actual Gospel and not Kate's perversion of it.

We look forward to the opportunities of the Lambeth Conference for constructive conversation, inspired prayer, and relational encounters.

Good luck with that.  Say hello to Jack Iker for me.

The Most Rev. Katharine Jefferts Schori
Presiding Bishop and Primate
The Episcopal Church

Kate?  You write that like it's supposed to mean something.

Posted on 6/30/2008 7:08:56 PM , 46 comments

Submitted by Floridian at 6/30/2008 7:14:36 PM

Cherie Wetzel who was at GAFCON responds to the emissions of RW and KJS: here
Submitted by PNP, OP at 6/30/2008 7:22:58 PM

Relational encounters: car accidents, murders, breakfast at Tiffany's, one night stands, football games, final exams, airport security pat-downs, veggie shopping at Wal-Mart, firing the cook, overheating the remote on a Saturday afternoon, winding one's watch, shaving, weighing oneself in the morning, watching Youtube vids of college pranks, looking for lost keys, riding in an elevator, reading Keats aloud to third-graders, untangling Christmas lights...
Submitted by Laura R. at 6/30/2008 7:25:47 PM

Here's what I said over on T19:

As to “the latest emission from GAFCON,” my first thought was that she’s likening the communique to air pollution from cars, but a connection to her Easter message (as in cow flatulence) is ironically more appropriate.

Her statement sounds like something hurriedly dashed off in an immediate burst of anger (read: snit), not the carefully considered and measured response one would expect from the head of a national church. Dr. Williams did far better.

Submitted by GA/FL at 6/30/2008 7:57:58 PM

A commentor named Ameryx at SFIF deciphers the secret code word 'missional' here and here:here.
Submitted by Floridian at 6/30/2008 8:09:37 PM

That was quick. Announcing a brand new little club to counter GAFCON's fellowship of confessing Anglicans called FOCA.
Submitted by Larry at 6/30/2008 8:16:33 PM

I immediately headed upwind when I saw the "emission" in the first sentence.
Submitted by Rick in Louisiana at 6/30/2008 8:38:29 PM

Um... holy smokes. "And Primate"? Does everyone recognize how significant that is? I have been listening to MP3 recordings of the presentations from "Rome, Constantinople, Canterbury: Mother Churches?" conference at St Vladimir's. Many talks discuss at great length the issue of primacy (what is it, how we do it, how we sometimes mess it up). Has any presiding bishop referred to himself as "primate"? This is a *huge* presumption of power and status.
Submitted by Bill (not IB) at 6/30/2008 8:40:10 PM

"relational encounters"

It was only a matter of time before incest crept into things.......... ;-)

And, note that Kate had to identify herself as "Presiding Bishop" and then again as "Primate". Makes me think she's insecure or something..........

Of course, what's most laughable to me is the phrase "despite the desire of a few leaders to narrow the influence of the gospel". She just plain doesn't get it. No one is trying to "narrow the influence of the Gospel". The idea is to stop pluralizing the meaning of the Gospel. It is one, and only one message - that of salvation through the resurrected Jesus Christ. There's only *one* way of faith by which we're told we can achieve that salvation, not a variety of equivalent religions - and the resurrected Jesus Christ was the Son of God, human and divine, bodily raised from the dead. I realize that these concepts are foreign to many TEC clergy, but most faithful Christians know all about them.
Submitted by Bill (not IB) at 6/30/2008 8:41:28 PM

Rick,

Rats!!!!! You beat me to the "submit" button by less than two minutes..........
Submitted by Michael at 6/30/2008 9:01:11 PM

This emission merely confirms that KJS is to Anglicanism what Rasputin was to Czarist Russia.
Submitted by LaVallette at 6/30/2008 9:21:45 PM

I think the use of "emission" in this context is intended to be far, far nastier than you imagine. It is not simply referring to "outburst of gas or pollution" although this may also be an intended meaning. I think it also has sexual overtones relating to "self abuse". What a great example of Chrisitian charity and desire to "build missional relationships with others across the globe".
Submitted by Annalucia at 6/30/2008 9:23:22 PM

The real trouble with the word ``Primate'' is that its association with Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey has pretty well ruined it for the ecclesiastics.

Submitted by Daniel Muller at 6/30/2008 9:30:25 PM

Hmm. Not sure if it qualifies as a Schori Stinky Sermon (tm) if it is not actually a sermon. On the other hand, looking at the first two that qualified, ...
Submitted by LP at 6/30/2008 9:38:17 PM

I already got my commentary up on this latest "primate emission" HERE.

Hm, a "primate emission"... that rather suggests that she has gone, to use the colloquialism, "--- ----" over all this, eh?

:-)
LP

Submitted by Jay Random at 6/30/2008 10:41:02 PM

LaVallette:

I agree. The first thing I thought of was not carbon dioxide or even cow flatulence, but 'nocturnal emissions'. Premature ones, no doubt, in the Presiding Apostate's view, as it is never time to say anything decisive in Anglican Neverland.
Submitted by LP at 6/30/2008 11:10:52 PM

Or, descending further into off-color word-play, perhaps she merely means this statement to describe here "emissionary position" about GAFCON. So she is, therefore, saying "S---w you!"... or even more colorful colloquialisms to that effect.

 
Actually, now that I think about it, given that she thinks cow flatulence is such bad thing, maybe comparing GAFCON to them was the worst insult she could come up with. "The GAFCON meeting is causing South Pacific Island villagers to drown!!!!"

So, by contrast, we must conclude that Lambeth will be one big happy ecofriendly SPORK!

:-)
LP

Submitted by Jmark at 6/30/2008 11:14:15 PM

Presiding Bishop and Primate

PRIMATE?

Since when did the American Presiding Bishop become a Primate? I was under the understanding that we Americans didn't have a Primate because of our "democratic" structure; we had, rather, a Presiding Bishop. At least that was what I though Ol' Gris tried to explain to the world when he couldn't stop the consecration of VGR. He wasn't a Primate. He was merely a Presiding Bishop and without the same power and authority as say a Primate in another jurisdiction may have.

Now Ol' Kate calls herself a Primate.

Interesting. Very interesting.

Submitted by Jmark at 6/30/2008 11:20:14 PM

Sorry, Rick in Louisiana and Bill (not IB), I must have gone blind with rage. I didn't mean to step on any toes.
Submitted by Mark Windsor at 6/30/2008 11:32:11 PM

"Since when did the American Presiding Bishop become a Primate?"

Technically, she's correct. Homo Sapiens, an all. That means that she'll be granted Human Rights in Spain, ya know...
Submitted by Clown Celebrant at 7/1/2008 12:08:04 AM

Once again Ms Bejeebers Schlori uses the word "lament." The most overused word in all episcodom used to be "deep." Now it's "lament." And what in tarnation, doesn't she have a trusted associate who can say "uh, hold on there just a doggone minute girl" over there at the episco-penthouse? What does she mean by "emission?" golly, gee, whiz, get an editor girl.
Submitted by James Manley at 7/1/2008 12:10:44 AM

With the "emission" thing she got a cheap thrill, and will no longer be taken seriously from here on out. Hope she enjoyed it.
Submitted by Bill (not IB) at 7/1/2008 12:20:49 AM

Jmark,

No problem!


Mark Windsor,

I have to disagree. Any 'being' who would wear the "Episcopal Oven Mitt" is acting contrary to all known forms of human behavior, and cannot be presume to fall into the category of "homo sapiens". However, I *will* agree that she's acting an awful lot like a monkey......
Submitted by Katherine at 7/1/2008 1:02:15 AM

Gentlemen, as Jefferts Schori, not being of your sex, does not deal with the kind of "emissions" you're talking about, I rather think this is an emission of sewer gas -- both what she means, and as a description of her statement.
Submitted by Ray at 7/1/2008 7:21:24 AM

Ezekiel 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. [c]
Submitted by lp at 7/1/2008 7:46:51 AM

Ray --

Sure... but what on earth gives you the notion that anything the Bible says might help explain what Schori actually says or means?! For such passages have an effect on her word choice, she would have to have read them!

:-)
LP

Submitted by Rick in Louisiana at 7/1/2008 7:59:45 AM

I normally avoid SFIF but... there were a few comments that noted and then explained the "Primate" title. She might actually technically have this title according to the canons.

Although one can still ask, Why is she pulling it out? What a monster.

Submitted by captainyips at 7/1/2008 8:15:20 AM

I believe that the title was changed to "Presiding Bishop and Primate" when John Allin was PB and ++Coggan convened the first Primates Meeting. It was a pro forma change back then. KJS commits plenty of offenses, but here she's just using her full title. Speaking, or emitting, ex cathedra, as it were.
Submitted by midwestnorwegian at 7/1/2008 8:15:56 AM

Tell me this isn't one of the dark angels of the underworld speaking....just try to convince me otherwise.
Submitted by David+ at 7/1/2008 8:25:41 AM

Just think, all it took was one "emission" to make The Rt Rev. Shori simply Mrs. Shori. I'd be a tad bit upset myself if I had all my titles swept away by those neanderthal bush people. At least she has another profession to fall back on.
Submitted by Zach Frey at 7/1/2008 8:50:41 AM

Captain Yips,

I'm confused about that -- because I, too, could have sworn I remember ++Griswold disclaiming the title "Primate". Am I misremembering, or was that simply another example of greenhouse emissions?

peace,

Zach

Submitted by The young fogey at 7/1/2008 9:36:14 AM

Dr Schori to Third World and American conservative Anglicans and to Catholics: you're all just a bunch of narrow-minded fundamentalists. We're so cool.

Third World and American conservative Anglicans and Catholics to Dr Schori: Knickers.

Blog.
Submitted by Jmark at 7/1/2008 10:33:06 AM

What do you suppose the over/under is on when KJS will drop the "Presiding Bishop" portion of the title and become merely The Primate of TEC?

I'm taking the over as 32 days (or August 2nd - the day before the end of the Lambeth conference), and I'm taking the under as 370 days (or July 7th, 2009 - the day before the beginning of the 76th General Convention).

Submitted by Michael D at 7/1/2008 11:33:44 AM

This bishop, although continuing to believe that she is head of the US branch of the Anglican church, does seem to have a better understanding than the Archbishop of Canterbury of the Lambeth plans. She understands that Lambeth has been cancelled and replaced by a chance to have "constructive conversation, inspired prayer, and relational encounters" much like the coffee-time after Morning Prayer each week.

I am confused that Rowan Williams somehow seems to be backtracking and suggesting that decisions will be made at Lambeth. Is it possible that the agenda will be changed at the last minute?

Submitted by captainyips at 7/1/2008 12:44:13 PM

Canons, Title I, Canon 2, Section 4: "The Presiding Bishop shall be the Chief Pastor and Primate of the Church" Someone with more time can look up when the change was made. KJS's use of the title is not very important.
Submitted by Russellat at 7/1/2008 1:51:08 PM

She's a reconciler!
Submitted by Laura R. at 7/1/2008 2:24:09 PM

My guess would be that KJS' use of both titles simply demonstrates the depth of her insecurity. No one in that sort of office who truly and humbly understood his or her authority and responsibility would feel the need to puff him or herself up like that.
Submitted by Matthew at 7/1/2008 4:08:43 PM

Well Liz Kaeton calls herself the Reverend Doctor Kaeton. I've been dying to know what the doctorate is from and where and when she got it.

The Episcopal Church: Cheap Grace, Cheap Faith, Cheap Good Works. My church has been taken over by Big Lots.

Submitted by Floridian at 7/1/2008 5:13:55 PM

Sorry, I mis-read the Modern Churchpeople's Union (liberal) article about FOCA - Fellowship of Confessing Anglicans (orthodox)what some are calling the post-GAFCON group. I don't know if it's an official title, but it was used on another news site.
Submitted by The Littel Myrmidon at 7/1/2008 8:52:50 PM

Maybe Ms. Schori is having a Bad Mitre Day.
Submitted by Daniel Muller at 7/2/2008 12:09:13 AM

Dr Schori to Third World and American conservative Anglicans and to Catholics: you're all just a bunch of narrow-minded fundamentalists. We're so cool.

Do not leave out the Orthodox! She made her feelings about Those People pretty clear some time ago. I have not seen Stinkers send them a shout out lately, but actions speak louder and all that.
Submitted by The Pilgrim at 7/2/2008 4:22:27 AM

From the St. Paul's, Chatham, webpage: "Elizabeth received her Doctor of Ministry in Pastoral Care and Counseling from The Theological School at Drew University in May, 2008."
Submitted by Zach Frey at 7/2/2008 7:27:14 AM

Captainyips -- thanks! Learn something every day...
Submitted by The young fogey at 7/2/2008 7:58:04 AM

Daniel, in my mind I included them as Catholics.

Yes, she's a far cry from when Episcopal bishops cared about relations with the Orthodox.

(Not the funny condescending liberal-Protestant ecumenism of 'Gee, you have pretty icons; too bad you're a bunch of theologically backward woman-hating homophobes'.)

In the 1950s if a new Presiding Bishop was installed the Orthodox bishops would come or send representatives. Not any more.

Blog.
Submitted by Whitestone at 7/2/2008 8:22:01 AM

"I am confused that Rowan Williams somehow seems to be backtracking and suggesting that *decisions* will be made at Lambeth. Is it possible that the agenda will be changed at the last minute?"

Even if *decisions* are made at Lambeth this time around, they may not pass muster, qualify as relevant, pertinent, binding, or be rated as much more than 'emissions' with the post-GAFCON Anglican orthodox.

Here's the post-GAFCON orthodox position: "Pass whatever you will RW/KJS with your revisionist agenda cabal...send it to us in triplicate and we will get back with you if a reply is warranted."

Submitted by Whitestone at 7/2/2008 8:36:02 AM

Post GAFCON, the orthodox are like the Americans post-revolutionary war...there may come another challenge, some consequences, but the orthodox must stand firm and win whatever reprise comes(ie, war of 1812) but all in all, the orthodox have revolted (finally)and have said, 'enough and no more.'

The long co-dependent relationship has finally ended...boundaries must be reinforced and maintained...as Ken said the essential in dealing with personality disorders and addictions is not to give in, re-enter a abusive, dependent or hope/fear-based relationship with them or allow them authority or power over us.

People whose gods are feelings, sex and agendas, who are admittedly not believers should never have been ordained or in any kind of leadership. As Captain Yips said, their place is the catechumenate.

Submitted by Matthew at 7/2/2008 12:32:19 PM

Thank you Pilgrim. That is good to know.

The Episcopal Church: Cheap Grace, Cheap Faith, Cheap Good Works. My church has been taken over by Big Lots.

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