CHUTZPAH
Do liberal Anglicans listen to what comes out of their mouths? The Telegraph recently reported that evangelical Anglican parishes in Britain are discussing withholding funds from dioceses over the appointment of Jeffrey John as Dean of St. Alban's Cathedral. Colin Slee, Dean of Southwark Cathedral, was not at all happy:
Canon John's former boss at Southwark Cathedral, Dean Colin Slee, attacked the threat of financial action.
"Scripture has a lot to say about the misuse of money as a weapon," he said.
"This is an attempt at coercion. They are highly organised as a lobby group within the Church. This is unscriptural and a misuse of money."
Pause for a moment and let the hypocrisy wash over you. Bask in the prevaricating greatness that is Colin Slee. My memory's not what it used to be but off the top of my head, I can't think of a single verse in the Bible which even comes close to dealing with "the misuse of money as a weapon," particularly relating to this situation. If you run across one, leave it in the comments. But I do know that "Scripture has a lot to say" about what Jeffrey John likes to do in bed.

Submitted by Paul
at 7/5/2004 9:18:48 PM| Happily, the progressives within the Church have no experience in engaging in coercive activities. They, you know, pretty much are okay with our quaint 2,000 years of theology and tradition, and have no interest in creating a brave new church in its place. Innocent little doves, I shudder to think what they must be feeling after experiencing the unbridled ambition of those nasty evangelical Anglican parishes and their fiendish plot to leave their churches the way they found them. |

Submitted by alfonso
at 7/5/2004 9:47:08 PM| "Misuse of money as a weapon" is not addressed in Scripture to my knowledge, but one application of Scripture cited by +Lee of Virginia has to do with Paul raising money for the Jerusalem Church. +Lee says "Paul disagreed with the theological views of the church at Jerusalem, but raised money for it nonetheless." Apart from not being true, this is a terrible parallel for a revisionist to assert, because to the extent there was ever any disagreement, Paul rebukes Peter to his face and Peter repents, agrees with Paul, and makes sure they are on the same theological page. If +Lee is willing to repent, agree with Akinola et al., and be on the same essential page as the majority of Anglicans, he will have no problem with conservative's donations.
http://www.allsaintssanfran.org/Episcopal%20Church%20News/bishop_lee_NYT%20magazine.htm |

Submitted by Ken Hahn
at 7/5/2004 11:10:07 PM| Since the liberals believe scripture says pretty much whatever they want to say at the moment, it does say this for them. If they want to use financial weapons tomorrow, they will believe scripture justifies this too. Their big problem with the Bible is that it's consistant. Can't build a "living" faith on that. |

Submitted by J. Scott
at 7/6/2004 1:37:31 AM| The hypocritical pontificating of homosexualists knows no bounds. Their arrogance is equalled only by their blindness and immorality. |

Submitted by Bishop Charles Bennison
at 7/6/2004 6:58:41 AM| Of course the Bible says LOTS about the misuse of money as a weapon. I should know - I wrote itg! |

Submitted by Jeffersonian
at 7/6/2004 8:46:01 AM| Well, Bishop Bennison certainly has a point there. When he says the Holy Spirit has arrived in the nick of time to rubber stamp the revisionist zeitgeist and overturn the previous 5,000 years of teaching, Scripture and tradition, we orthodox have the duty to sit down, shut our yammering pie-holes and fork over the swag as demanded. Full stop.
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Submitted by Marion R.
at 7/6/2004 12:04:55 PM| Apparently Scripture has a lot to say about using money as a weapon but is silent about using pension funds and property as weapons.
But of course! In Paul's day pensions and property were unknown as we understand them today! It all fits together on a single, self-consistent, interpretive trajectory . . . . |

Submitted by Perry
at 7/6/2004 12:10:29 PM| This is fascinating. I just read the original article at the Telegraph On Line website, and these are the three ads from that run in the sidebar:
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Submitted by Jeffersonian
at 7/6/2004 12:20:13 PM| Apparently Scripture has a lot to say about using money as a weapon but is silent about using pension funds and property as weapons.
The HMS Colin Slee has taken one amidships below the water line and is sinking fast. Touche', Marion, touche'. |

Submitted by Edward Yee
at 7/6/2004 2:46:14 PM| Here here, Marion! The only parallel I can think of now is Judas' stealing from the Apostles' money -- sounds like some of those wasteful "ecumenical" seminars and the apparent ideas of prosleytizing at raves ...
Re: "We must reach out to teens where they are to ramp up our numbers" -- how about first requiring them to actually believe their faith? |

Submitted by Another Paul
at 7/6/2004 3:06:45 PM| Well, to followup to Marion, on the one hand St. Paul was a misogynist homophobe who had no knowledge of "orientation" and can as such be disregarded blithely on the topic of homosexuality, but on the other hand, he's right on and can be followed literally on "using money as a weapon." I guess, not having the benefit of an exquisite ECUSA seminary education, I'm having a hard time processing that. |

Submitted by Duane
at 7/6/2004 6:19:47 PM| Speaking of ECUSA seminaries, here are offerings from Cambridge's seminary:
The Church, Globalization, and the New United States Imperialism Globalization has become a central and overriding force in contemporary political, cultural, economic, and religious discourse. This intensive two-week course will seek to understand the theoretical and ethical challenges posed by globalization. The recent emergence of both Christianity as a global phenomenon and the United States as the sole "mega-power" in the world, will be considered alongside of each other as to their points of collusion and contrast. Voices from the margins of globalization will be a key resource for our theological considerations. Significant guest presentations will be included in this seminar-type course. and Public Policy and the Church Today: Environment, Health Care, and Housing This course will examine the new challenges confronting the Church in its social ministry. Particular emphasis will be placed on institutional responses to the environmental crisis, health care delivery and housing for all people. We will review previous strategies, evaluate their effectiveness and utility for the 21st century, and seek clarity regarding the appropriate roles for the Church, for the Government, and the private sector as each seeks to respond to the crisis that our culture faces in these areas. |

Submitted by Perry
at 7/6/2004 6:29:06 PM| I am pleased to see that we Christians have recently emerged as a global phenomenon. I wonder just what have we been doing for the last 1000 years? |

Submitted by Duane
at 7/6/2004 8:08:39 PM| Perry,
Exactly. here I thought missionaries like Sts Methodus and Cyril, St Ignatius, and assorted others who spread the Gospel to the ends of the Earth were doing something. |

Submitted by Zach Frey
at 7/6/2004 10:10:42 PM| "Scripture has a lot to say about the misuse of money as a weapon," he said.
Perhaps God is doing a new thing. Ease up, Dean Slee, and don't be such a stodgy old fundamentalist. peace, Zach |

Submitted by Philip
at 7/7/2004 3:42:54 PM| Well said Marion.
Jeffersonian, your simile brought a smile, as I can just see the good ship, HMS Colin Slee, sagging off, with its good skipper running around like a banshee trying to fend off the life boat and keep it from tipping over. Subsequently, I see the good skipper Slee, morosely looking over the tossing waves while uncomfortably sitting on the keel of the upturned lifeboat, wondering why the Holy Spirit is running him off, on a rail. Good posts, both of you. Philip |










